Ladies and gentlemen, if you dare, here's your direct pipeline to the alarmingly greasy inner world of Southern Culture On The Skids. Mr. Dave Hartman will, free of charge, answer your queries if you'll be kind enough to submit them here. Give voice to your morbid curiosity. Settle a bet. Scratch that itch. Just don't ask about future tour dates! The band doesn't have the confirmed shows any quicker than they appear on this site.

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A lot of questions have already been asked and some can't be answered at all so we have a handy FAQ section for you folks below. Please check it out before writing. If your answer still eludes you, fire away!

AOL users: Fer some reason Dave's email is a little cranky with AOL email, and there's a good chance he'll either not receive your email, or be unable to reply. Best advice: use a friend's email or set up a freebie account with Yahoo or Hotmail, etc.

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FAQs
Q: When will SCOTS come to my town? It's the best!
A: Come on now, folks. You know the drill.

Q: Will the band play my second cousin's benefit pig roast for the three-legged girl that fell out of a balloon?
A: ALMOST anything is possible. Check the Booking Info below for the details.

Q: Does the band allow audio and/or video taping of their shows?
A: Sure, if you've got the stomach to relive your experience! Check the Taping Policy on the Tour Dates page for specifics.

Q: Why doesn't Mary sing more songs?
A: There is an underlying order to the universe. It is not our place to question it.

Q: Does Rick/Mary/Dave date Rick/Mary/Dave?
A: No. Are you nuts?

Q: Can you send me the lyrics and/or guitar tab for some song or another?
A: Hey, there's a lot of drinking going on here. We can't be expected to remember these things from one night to the next.

Q: Can the singles box set be purchased in retail stores?
A: Nope, it's only available at SCOTS shows and in the band's online store (until they're gone).

Q: Why is Cousin Crispy no longer playing with the band?
A: The band is simply moving in another direction. Crispy's employment was never meant to be permanent.

 

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BOOKING: The Billions Corporation
MANAGEMENT: Lever and Beam, LLC

Mary Brabec
The Billions Corporation
3522 W. Armitage Ave.
Chicago, IL 60647
tel: 312-997-9999
fax: 773-278-3721
email: brabec@billions.com

Please note that there are no set fees for the band's performances. Everything is negotiable and dependent upon a number of circumstantial variables. The more information that you can provide about your event or venue when making your inquiry, the easier it will be for us to give you an indication of the band's availability as well as their likely fee and production requirements. Please keep in mind that the band's heavy touring and recording schedule makes it difficult to accept many private engagements but they do, on occasion, agree to do them.

Thanks for your interest in booking SCOTS!

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